In my world, reindeer (and reinmoose) are as gay as the rainbow. 8D

I know I actually talked with someone before about doing a story about homosexual, anthropomorphic reindeer, but I can't remember whom it was and what exactly I had planned for the story... But then, as I was thinking about it one night a few weeks ago, the line "There was no such thing as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer; but there was me, Mortimous the Bulbous-Nosed Reinmoose." came to me. And thus this story was born.

Also, along with being my ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah present to all of my lovely watchers, this is a present to myself, as it's my 250th original short story!

Character Profiles
<sub>Name: Comet.
Position: Seke.
Gender: Male.
Race: Reindeer.
Age: Timeless (appears 23).
Eyes: Azure.
Hair: Neck length, neatly trimmed, dark brown.
Build: 6' 0", muscular, dark brown skin.
Other: Has reindeer antlers. Has deer ears (NO human ears). Has a deer tail. Slight excess of body hair on limbs.

Name: Cupid.
Position: Seke.
Gender: Male.
Race: Reindeer.
Age: Timeless (appears 23).
Eyes: Light pink.
Hair: Neck length, neatly trimmed, light brown.
Build: 5' 9", partially muscular, light brown skin.
Other: Has reindeer antlers. Has deer ears (NO human ears). Has a deer tail. Slight excess of body hair on limbs.

Name: Mortimous.
Position: Seke.
Gender: Male.
Race: Reinmoose.
Age: Timeless (appears 27).
Eyes: Candy apple red (right). Forest green (left).
Hair: Barely shoulder length, straight, slightly wavy, slightly messy, dark brown.
Build: 7' 0", muscular, dark brown skin.
Other: Has moose antlers. Has moose ears (NO human ears). Has a moose tail. Slightly large nose. Slight excess of body hair.</sub>

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