A couple days ago I was trying not to think about any of the stories I need/want to write. Instead, I entertained my mind with pointless smut. But I ended up enjoying it so much that I wanted to write it out. And I did, because I don't show enough love to police officers, even though I have as big a fetish for them as I do doctors. And so, here is my smutty daydream, with a swiftly concocted plot thrown in at the end.

Also, points to anyone who can point out all of the anagrams and whatnot I stuck in there for the helluvit.

Character Profiles
<sub>Name: Evas Tipon.
Position: Uke.
Gender: Male.
Race: Human.
Age: 24.
Eyes: Alice blue.
Hair: Ear length, neatly trimmed, sepia brown.
Build: 5' 7", partially muscular, slightly tanned.
Other: None.

Name: Innu Endo.
Position: Seme.
Gender: Male.
Race: Human.
Age: 27.
Eyes: Dark brown.
Hair: Shoulder-blade length, bangs nose length, straight, vivid burgundy.
Build: 5' 11", muscular, slightly tanned.
Other: None.</sub>

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